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“I signed up for a check. Not to save lives” Said the now fourth most scoring Nba player ever Michael Jordan. Legendary basketball player Michael Jordan told a Footaction employee during an in store sneaker signing that kids dying over his sneakers is not his problem. He’s here to sell shoes and receive a check, because that’s all he signed up for. “I mean I’m sad, but it’s just not a problem that I could fix” Said Jordan explaining that him speaking up on kids dying over his $200 dollar sneaker is just not going to solve any problems. “They want to buy my shoes. Not hear me talk.” Michael Jordan shoe related death’s has reached over 10,000 since the release of his first sneaker in the 80’s and it just seems to increase year over year as they become more exclusive and hard to come by. “You know how many Asian people have jobs, because of my shoes? My sh*t boost the economy”
Jordan revealed that he wouldn’t speak on the matter no more in the future, but did say he has plans to release a special edition New Years Eve retro that is sure to have the kids going crazy.
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Michael Jordan “I Make Shoes for
Suburban Whites Not Poor Black Kids.”
“I make shoes for white suburban kids, not the poor black kids. That would be like opening a restaurant for people without stomachs.”
Several black activists have accused Michael Jordan of not doing enough for the black community complaining that even his shoes are too expensive for most black youths, a charge Jordan has answered himself by saying, “I make shoes for white suburban kids, not the poor black kids. That would be like opening a restaurant for people without stomachs.”
Jordan did state that he and his friend Larry Bird had originally designed a shoe made for blacks called Air Birds which featured a silhouette of the Great White Hope displaying strong fundamentals. However, the shoes proved to be disastrously unpopular with black youths as many complained about the shoes smelling “like dookie,” most likely due to the fact that the shoes were largely composed of discarded potato skins and horse dung.
“It was a cost preventive measure on part of the company. How were we to know that black kids wouldn’t want to wear shoes with an emblem of a tall white man throwing an effective dribble pass which may or may not have smelled like compost? It smelled like a farm because it was the Air Bird. The man grew up on a farm or something like that,” said Jordan.
Jordan continued by stating, “I don’t want to hear any complaining about can or can’t afford what. There isn’t any Phillipinos or Indonesians that are going to be wearing Jordans anytime soon and they’re making them for five cents an hour.” My Air Jordan’s are the new Blood Diamonds.”
Standing in line for Jordan’s is a big deal these days as seen in the Video Below..”I Sure Did”
Ezekiel 34:2 Son of man, prophesy against the shepherds of Israel, prophesy, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord God unto the shepherds; Woe be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves! should not the shepherds feed the flocks?
Romans 16:18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly;
Ecclesiasticus 20:9
There is a sinner that hath good success in evil things and there is a gain that turneth to loss
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